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Who does Bruce play? Bruce’s fourth 2021 team-up with genre movie super-producer Randall Emmett (alongside The Fortress, Midnight in the Switchgrass and Out of Death ), has him starring as, yup, a cop. Rotten Tomato score: 0% Photograph: Time Out 8. What did the critics say? ‘As ever, Willis could double as a piece of expensive lawn furniture.’ – Ready Steady Cut But then there’s a siege and Watts is going to need to save some people… if he can be arsed.
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It’s his job to keep a town full of thinly sketched stereotypes on the straight and narrow.
Who does Bruce play? The one-time John McClane plays another law enforcer, this time boozy Georgia Sheriff Ben Watts. Rotten Tomato score: 0% Photograph: Time Out 7. What did the critics say? ‘I’m not exactly sure what’s going on in Willis’s life that’s compelling him to burn off his thespian credibility with these low-budget, brain-dead endeavours, but he’s determined to do it.’ – The wrinkle? He’s being tracked down by a posse of bloodthirsty hunters. Who does Bruce play? He’s Thomas Malone, an ex-soldier and ex-cop (natch) turned convict, who is promised his liberty if he can survive 24 hours on Apex Island. Rotten Tomato score: 8% Photograph: Time Out 6. What did the critics say? ‘Bruce Willis a spectacular impersonation of a wax dummy.’ – Slate And for making people look back fondly on Striking Distance. It’s probably best known as the film that brought Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly together, and which, in an unexpected but critically aligned early review, K elly himself slagged off on Twitter.
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Who does Bruce play? The Florida Panhandle plays host to a murky thriller in which Bruce plays Karl Helter, an FBI agent on the hunt for a serial killer. Rotten Tomato score: 20% Photograph: Time Out 5. What did the critics say? ‘At one time, Bruce Willis’s presence boosted a small movie lately, he’s a liability.’ – New York Times Neither can get Bruce out of his chair for very long. There are mercenaries – because there are always mercenaries – and a gun-toting Shannen Doherty rocks up. Who does Bruce play? He’s Robert, an ex-CIA retiree whose rural quiet life turns into a world of pain when his estranged cryptocurrency entrepreneur son turns up and brings some villains in his wake. Rotten Tomato score: 3% Photograph: Time Out 4. What did the critics say? ‘ To suggest that Bruce Willis is phoning in his performance would be an insult to telephone communication.’ –
Who does Bruce play? It’s 2524 and Bruce is still starring in straight-to-VOD tosh retired general James Ford, recalled to the colours to battle some goofy aliens alongside Frank Grillo’s gnarly military dude. Reams of convoluted sci-fi jargon ensues in a film they could easily have called Starship Bloopers. Rotten Tomato score: n/a Photograph: Time Out 3. What did the critics say? ‘Willis looks vaguely annoyed all the time and is mostly in an immobile sitting position.’ – Common Sense Media
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Who does Bruce play? He’s a bad guy, Ron Whitlock, who is an ex-special forces soldier and ex-con (again) leading a crack team of mercenaries to take over a Georgia power plant. Rotten Tomato score: 0% Photograph: Time Out 2. What did the critics say? ‘In close-up, the Die Hard star just seems bored, tired or both.’ – The Scotsman Enter – at no great speed – Bruce’s veteran law enforcer to save the day in this dopey cat-and-mouse thriller. A hiker (Jaime King) has witnessed a drug deal by some corrupt cops and is about to be executed in the Georgia wilderness. Who does Bruce play? Out of Death (wait, Out of Death ?!) has Willis playing a retired cop called Jack Harris. We’ve dug a little deeper in the Bruce-iverse to filter out the main contenders from the rank outsiders in this category. (Although he did win, a little harshly, for the 1998 triple threat of Armageddon, Mercury Rising and The Siege. Secondly: what are these movies and when did they happen? And which is likely to score Willis that Razzie? It’s a dishonour, let’s not forget, he managed to swerve for such cinematic bin juice as Color of Night, Death Wish and A Good Day to Die Hard. The Razzie jury has watched all eight films and has seen fit to create a whole new award in Bruce’s honour: ‘Worst Performance by Bruce Willis in a 2021 Movie’. The Golden Raspberry Awards – aka the Razzies – is, of course, the ultimate in kicking-an-actor-when-they’re-down schadenfreude. The actor seems to have spent the pandemic languishing, barefooted and bleeding, in the bargain bin corner of Hollywood, starring in a multitude of movies. Bet you didn’t know Bruce Willis was in eight movies last year? True story.
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